Bakwas Kaur

 The Sunday morning began with the most horrible tea ever.

Oh, just terrible.

Who made it?

Wait... I made it.

Yes. I made it.

And it was horrible—

Because I didn’t even want to have it.

“You don’t love me.”

Who said that to whom?

When?

How did it feel?

What was the reply?

How long did she take to respond?

Hang on. Meet Bakwas Kaur.

She’s not a person.....😂She’s a phenomenon.🤣

Her job title?

Full-time Guilt Trip Conductor.

She loves to ask ...“Are you going to treat me like this?”

“Don’t treat me like some poor associate of yours.”

Facts?

Nope.

She deals in Feelings™.

And she knows exactly how to weaponize them.

One moment, she’s craving your company.Next moment, she’s building a temple of drama around your no-reply text.

Another version of her, the Drama Queen 2.0, sends you this message:

"I don't want to reply to your message."Then replies anyway.

And her friend calls and says,

"Bakwas, chup kar."

As much as she enjoys talking to you,

her overstimulated brain can’t stop blurting out..."Nobody loves me.”

And now, the scene shifts—

From Drama to Blame.

“You’ve changed a lot.".As if evolving is a criminal offence.Well... depends on the growth.If it’s growth without humility, you’re definitely in the IG List.

What’s IG?

No, don’t pressure your ChatGPT.

Google ... Instagram infected brain.

Actually, don’t.

It means: Ignored Group.😁

Then there’s her astrology side:

“I can’t do this. My stars say it’s not favourable.“You behave like this because your stars are misaligned.”

Excuse me.....

Dodo.

Not everything is planetary karma.

Sometimes, it’s just your tantrums.

And childhood trauma?

Yes, valid.

But also—“What role are you playing in your own suffering?”

She loves saying:

“I’ve done so much for you.”

Reminder set—In her mobile and her memory.

Silent treatment?Oh, she’ll give you a masterclass....in case you are willing to work on yourself.

How to recognize her?????💃💃💃

You’re apologizing, but you don’t know why.You’re questioning: Why am I even here?You’re cancelling your Thailand trip because she can’t make it.

But remember—All this on the lighter side.

Real friends give space.

Real friends say:

“Go. Touch the stars. I’m here for you.”

So before you spiral, reflect on your list of followers.

If Bakwas Kaur is on it—

Follow the track if you have a track.

Otherwise, let her do her drama

in her favourite—bangles, chunky jewellery, and draped-in-saree theatre.

Guess who's she??? 🐣

If you find her ...handle with humour and avoid full moons.